making a new tumblr because unfortunately, my mother decided she wanted to make an account so she could stalk me on the internet. text/message me if you’d like to follow, ill send you my new URL
When ur mom won’t stop harassing u:)
best tweet of 2015 tbh plant-bending
A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.
A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.
(via oomshi)
(via ramiel)
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